jortel

Name: jortel Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

A sexy, charming beast that gets alot of girls and is super chill.

Don't mess with Jortel because he can steal your girl without even trying.

jortel by True dat December 3, 2013

Get the jortel mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Jorel

A Scandinavian Name that means "Savior"

leaf did you see that guy named Jorel he was like Jesus.

Jorel by oni guy September 8, 2010

Get the Jorel mug.

Related Words

jortel • Jorell • Jorrell • Jordels • Jordell • jorielle • Jontelle • Jordely • Jorela • jorelle

Jorel

A very sweet man. He will always be there for his date. He will most likely have a girl that starts with a J. He will be a "savior" and will be the best man. He loves playing video games and watching YouTube.

You need a Jorel

Jorel by Jrellyo February 28, 2017

Get the Jorel mug.

Jordels

An amazing Human, the sweetest prettiest and best girlfriend any man could ask for.

Man I really think I found myself a Jordels.

Jordels by Safarislimthicc June 27, 2018

Get the Jordels mug.

jorrell

is a typical black americans name, but is has been known that there is a white male called jorrell

eyy bro, whats yur name? supp. my names jorrell

jorrell by ja_rule September 2, 2009

Get the jorrell mug.

Joriel

A filipina girl that has a heart of gold, a face of an angel, and a laugh as contagious as herpes... You'll fall in love instantly with her and will travel half way around the world to call her yours...

You see that hot little filipina with the addicting laugh, it has to be a Joriel...

Joriel by Atruebmf November 29, 2019

Get the Joriel mug.

jortling

The act of crying while tucking your penis between your legs

i thought that little girl was crying but it was just josh jortling

jortling by blooisblooisbloo November 29, 2019

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Word of the Day on October 29, 2026

Get the proper lad mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026

Get the womp mug.

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Get the Poggers mug.

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Get the Oblication mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.