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Josetts are caring, sweet girls. They have big beautiful sparkling eyes and have the most amazing smile. Josett will light up your day and make you the happiest person alive. Josett isnt the most popular but has all the friends she needs. She makes the best gf, shes cuddly and romantic but can be very kinky. Break her heart and she gets payback.
Guy 1: Damn that girl is ho-ot
Guy 2: I heard shes a total weirdo in bed
Guy 1: Whats her name?
Girl 1: Shes gorgeous right? Her names Josett, shes so sweet
Girl 2: Yeah, but if you break her heart she'll break your face
Josett by Darlin777 November 16, 2017
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A name of a girl which means friendly..............................................................................................................extremely awesome,cool,unique and very very special and has a thousand of personalities...Could have a great body figure

Someone determined that she can do everything the way she likes it...
Cristiann: Hey man, is that Josette?

Popi: Yup, she's awesome

Cristiann: She's kinda my best friend

Popi: In your dreams, i kinda like her

Cristiann: Yeah, me too, she's a nice friend
Josette by Mrs.Bookworm :) December 15, 2009
an Amazing Talented Woman
whos heart is bigger than her mind
Mann that joetta is awsome
Joetta by Cxx October 16, 2008

josetteing 

Arriving at place or event very late. Having no concept of time.
Friend 1: Hey where is James? He's late and the movie is about to start.

Friend 2: yeah he's josetteing again
josetteing by tiredcoffee January 21, 2010
The type of woman you want to be friends with. Typically viewed as a past generation name.. they can still be used today. She is a hyped up woman and loves to party. She also cares deeply about hair care. She hoards pictures like no other and family is very important to her. She has an old soul and is full of wisdom. If you ever come across and Joretta make sure to befriend her and jump in for the ride of your life.
I heard jorettas House is so filled with pictures only she can fit in their.
joretta by Wasupcat May 3, 2018
Derived from Usher Raymond's mother's name "Jonetta Patton." This refers to a legendary sister who is ranked almost as highly as a member of Usher's family.
Yo yo yo Jonnetta! How the devil are you?
Jonetta by Moosey February 24, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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