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jordon smith 

The most enticing man you will ever meet. His slicked back georgous blonde hair glistens under the light as his sweat penentrates his scalp. You sense whenever he is near as his pheremones are most superior. Anyone who has the privledge of seeing his sweet cheeks when he picks up a screw, or his gorgeous gut as he stretches up, knows how pure he is.
God I fucking love Jordon Smith!!!
Damn is that Jordon over there?? 😍
jordon smith by memesmlk January 9, 2019
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Jordan smith 

The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.
‘Jordan smith is so fit. I want him to whisper mitosis in my ear ;)’

jordan smith 

A beautiful girl who is sexy every one wonts to fuck with her but she is taken. (.) (.)
She is a Jordan smith and is going to be mine.
jordan smith by Potpielove January 19, 2014

Jordan Smith 

“What’s the definition of extra”-search’s up extra in urban dictionary” ~answer Jordan Smith~
Jordan Smith by Famjgfx August 23, 2019

jordan b smith 

A girl who WILL take your man: and a girl that can’t be replaced
You can’t do better than Jordan b smith
jordan b smith by Helloandbye445 December 7, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026