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Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.
"Sumner Redstone is a stupid Joozian!" Eric Cartman
Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014
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joodia • Joodie • Jordian • Joudia • Jodia • Jodiah • Jodian • jodian pryce • JodiApnea • Jodiaz
Calling someone a Jooda is calling one a fat smelly indian man
holy shit jaxon looks like a jooda right now
Gives me jooda vibes
Jooda by Suresh meow meow July 10, 2022
She may not think of herself as amazing but her friends all know that she is. She seems quiet at first, but if you get to know her she's just an overall great, energetic, caring, kind, and friendly person.
Your great Jordia! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Jordia by D-d-d-dIA March 4, 2019
The species of intelligent life which live on planet Galgamek, as seen as Southpark 704 - Cancelled.
The Joosians control all the media in the universe.
"You must have some Joosian ancestors"
Joosian by Itai October 18, 2005
A nice girl who always loves making new friends. Loves drama and any joke you make. Just don't make any rude jokes about her cause she'll make you regret it
You: quick let's find Jodiann
jodiann by Izzy 1211 March 17, 2018
A badass man with a kickass{ personality. Jordian's are [people who have a hard exterior where they look like the coolest person you'll ever meet, but once you get to the interior they are caring, generous, and kind. They are really hot but don't really admit it. They are good at flirting. If they say they like you, you better be prepared because they mean it. They are not a fuckboy.
"Hey who's that cute guy over there?"

"Oh that's Jordian. He's really sweet."
Jordian by I_am_minion November 20, 2017
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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