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Jooste

A demon that Keeps you awake at night and lives in your English class
It's Jooste , where is the cross
by Raider768 September 15, 2020
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Joosey

A Lifestyle
To be Joosey is to be free.
Cameron- "Hey guys!, Get Joosey"
TJ- "Get Joosey"
Max- "Get Joosey"
Jacob- "Get Joosey"
by JooseGod52 July 31, 2018
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Butt-Jouster

A homosexual who does a running start to engage in anal sex with his male parter.
Jesus! Look at that F*ing butt-jouster! He gives a new meaning to the term, "I will get medieval on your hinee!"
by G-Stein May 20, 2007
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Confused Jouster

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.
Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.
by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013
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neil josten

a boy who cannot make good decisions, says he’s fine right after almost dying, is very gay for his boyfriend and has a death wish
im fine” (false)
okay neil josten kinnie
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Jooster

Jooster it the name given to slash fictions that include the characters Jeeves and Bertie Wooster of P.G. Wodehouse novels and the television series Jeeves & Wooster, in which the two men are personified by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie respectively. Jooster ('J' from 'Jeeves' and 'ooster' from 'Wooster') fics always include either the suggestion or actual mention of love between Jeeves and Wooster at some point in the story. Otherwise, the fictions are known only as Jeeves & Wooster fics. (Note: There are no such fics as 'Beeves'.)
Bertie simply couldn't bear it any longer. He launched himself off the sofa and stood in front of his man.

"Oh, Jeeves, dash it all, I love you!"
"I love you too, Sir." Jeeves replied, the corners of his mouth rising one-sixteenth of an inch.
"And this restorative. Why, it's absolutely topping!" Bertie shouted as he waved the emptied glass towards Jeeves.

"I endeavour to give satisfaction, Sir."

~Not taken from any existing Jooster fic. Many brilliant fics can be found at indeedsir at LiveJournal.com.
by LilyV687 September 29, 2010
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Joosting

When two men run at each other naked with their dicks out.
"Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"
by Known2Bite June 16, 2020
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