johfam
johfam by Johnnyswifee November 26, 2020
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fatty johamagans
big ass joints or blunts. 10g's+. also called: jibba jabbas, L'ton johns, Lumpkins, Chunksta's, or Rippa Malones.
there spun up fat and usualy rolled in a coned out baseball bat shape. Blended with all kinds of bomb buds, hash, and coke.
there spun up fat and usualy rolled in a coned out baseball bat shape. Blended with all kinds of bomb buds, hash, and coke.
"damn son you be smokin fatty johamagans."
"chea, that shit sent me to turtleville."
"yo im outa my turkey tits from that johamagan."
"i'm returtled."
"chea, that shit sent me to turtleville."
"yo im outa my turkey tits from that johamagan."
"i'm returtled."
fatty johamagans by GramGrizzLe December 18, 2009
joffam
1. any or all persons with a non understandable dialect to any other non-joffam
2. a sense of humor known to none others
3. a name with interchangable ending eg: joffra, joffy, joffro, joffasaurus.
2. a sense of humor known to none others
3. a name with interchangable ending eg: joffra, joffy, joffro, joffasaurus.
1. "What the hell are those joffams talking about. They sound like retards."
3. "Whats going down joffro."
3. "Whats going down joffro."
joffam by billy argyle January 3, 2010
Joham
She is the prettiest girl ever she gorgeous she is also an amazing friend and would always be there for u and she a bad ass bitch
Joham is a beautiful girl .
Joham by Bling bling 1234 March 14, 2017
Jowfam
A rather sexual individual who is prone to being quite solid at times yet still remaining caring and happy. He can also be very aggressive if provoked.
Jowfam by Jashyboiiy June 12, 2015
johoamest
Johoamest is a name . It defines someone who is handsome but does not think he is handsome ( because of this name ) . A johoamest is a pleasant person , with a great personality . However a johoamest is someone who have kind of anger issues ( when he gens angry he does not really accept appologises quickly or right away futhermore he also really likes his girlfriend venus . But actually Johoamest's name is Kenny ^^
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