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this is a Nigerian word for halucination; to Jonze is to halucinate or deceive one's self
Lazy Frank is jonzing about winning an International award
Jonzing by Comrade_Mj July 20, 2022
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Fat Jonzing

A popular Warri slang used to explain the large extent of a persons mess up/ fuck up.
That was a fat jonzing. I didn’t expect that from you Temi.
Fat Jonzing by PurpleMurple22 September 16, 2020

Jonning it 

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.
"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"
Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009
To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!
jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011
To photobomb a subject while making a jizz face.
1) Dude, you totally jozzed in this photo. Looks like straight from porn!
2) IKR, I just love jozzing.
jozzing by PHrag March 10, 2014
v. to break an electronic object by throwing darts at the monitor while drunk.

dude you just jonwinged my computer. you owe me $1400.
jonwing by Jack_Bauer_ February 15, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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