joanzing

The act of assaulting a person from behind with a club or blunt object and dragging them back to your room to have your way with them like a caveman. A common practice for large individuals whose game is lacking to the point where they don't even bother talking to girls because they know they don't have the intellect or personality to coax someone sleep with them... Straight college rape

John- Hey man what are you doing with that club?

Matt- I haven't gotten laid in a while man, I'm straight Joanzing tonight.

by byaaaaaaa March 3, 2008

joaning

To put down, or make fun of someone.

"Quit Joaning on me, or you'll get smcked."

by Inquisitor911 May 4, 2005

Joanzin

verb; Having a great desire for something such as food or an activity and spoken with emphasis.

I am joanzin for some Taco Bell!

by 5izzlinhot49 December 28, 2010

joaning

To J(joke) O(on) A(a) N(nigga)

I know this fool aint joaning

by Dat Boi Trae September 21, 2006

jonzing

to jonze for. to crave, want, need. like a pregnant woman in need of food.

to want something, so bad, you need it. immediately

i'm jonzing for some artichoke pasta.

by neveryoumind February 17, 2005

Jonzing

this is a Nigerian word for halucination; to Jonze is to halucinate or deceive one's self

Lazy Frank is jonzing about winning an International award

by Comrade_Mj July 20, 2022

joaning

talking about some one

Bob: james... i think im bout to get yo ugly ass lookin like the jolly YELLOW gaint.

James: Bob you not funny stop joaning

by big D!(k August 26, 2006