jonthe
Jonthe is the Swedish nickname for the longer name "Jonathan. Jonthe's has the ability to be generous, sexy and intelegent. They are also very loyal, happy and jokes a lot.
jonthe by Alexanathon December 12, 2016
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Jontez
Jontez is a person who pretty,smart,funny,sweet,careful. He will give you all of him. And this person is very special in many ways. He's a beast in Football he will smack any one who touches the ball. He is a muscular, fast and athletic person. He is super smart,quiet, and very strong. But yall niggas don't wanna try him he probably quite sometimes, but he will kick ass, his hands and arms are like bullets coming out a machine gun.... "Girls" This guy is sooo romantic when you get to really know him. He's likes flirting, and being erkin to girls. He will be soo SWEET to a girl, You will be so happy if you got you a Jontez he's soo incredible. He sometimes mean and a bad person but that just don't happens people make him like that. He gets jealous mad easily. He will keep his mind on one girl that is special to him. Most girls think he's like all boys but he's not... But "girls" You will be surprised if you see whats in his pants " Its Very Long "...... A Jontez is Freaky something but he will not wanna have Sex. He loves spending time kissing and Cuddling with his girlfriend. He really don't trust many people, out of all his homies he will only trust one.. And lady's yall have to earn his Trust, Love, Careness... So u have to be Loyal... Cause a Jontez is super Loyal... He is a designer, neat, and clean person.. He can be one thing than the next minute he will change. But you will be lucky to have you a Jontez, So take care of him.
*Wow!! I heard that Jontez is soo funny and super sweet!!*
"Did you guys see Jontez playing football last night Nd he ran over everybody"
*Jontez is soo erkin but its funny and fun and plus he's soo handsome and romantic!!
"Did you guys see Jontez playing football last night Nd he ran over everybody"
*Jontez is soo erkin but its funny and fun and plus he's soo handsome and romantic!!
Jontez by Holy_Ghost_ March 31, 2016
Jonte
Of the male variety, usually comes with a huge heart, the ability to make most anyone smile, is always smiling themselves. Jontes are one of a kind because they're always so optimistic to the point where it can get quite obnoxious for anyone who isn't exactly the same way. They're always willing to lend a hand and help another, even at the expense of themselves. Be careful though, because under that jolly exterior, just like all of us, lies a fragile heart. Be nice to all Jontes and they will reciprocate the feeling to you. If you're ever lucky to meet one, please, do feel blessed. :-)
Can be used to describe a nice deed.
Can be used to describe a nice deed.
Cynthia: My mom got stuck in work yesterday and I had no way or money to get home.
Sandy: How'd you get home?
Cynthia: That kid from our history class drove me. Even though I know his house is on the polar opposite of the city.
Sandy: Wow that was so Jonte of him.
Daughter: Mom, I met the most amazing, most caring guy ever.
Mom: Was he a Jonte? I should've married one instead of your douchebag father.
Sandy: How'd you get home?
Cynthia: That kid from our history class drove me. Even though I know his house is on the polar opposite of the city.
Sandy: Wow that was so Jonte of him.
Daughter: Mom, I met the most amazing, most caring guy ever.
Mom: Was he a Jonte? I should've married one instead of your douchebag father.
Jonte by Conceited A. January 2, 2011
Jonathen
The best boyfriend a girl can have. Overjealous but he means well.can't take hints and will go far and beyond to protect his girl. Believes that his girlfriend is the best and no one can compare to her. He only sees her and only her.very funny and cool guy to be with. Protective and any girl is lucky to have him. He messes up sometimes but will do anything to fix his mistakes. He loves without a limit and falls too easily. The first girl he dates will be his only girl. Is a complete gentleman and you have to do a couple of first moves in order for him to get out of his comfort zone.listens to a girl. Has hard times getting his point across but means well.
Jonathen by Fishysgirl November 13, 2012
jontae
Jontae
Jontae is a Goddess
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