jonse'd

When one is misled, uninformed , or contradicted in any way shape or form

"Hey man , this girl really led me on at the bar , only to tell me that she had a boyfriend back at home. i really got jonse'd"

"Bro i just bought an 8th of Obama runtz and opened the package .. and it was fucking shake. i think i got jonse'd"

"I was jaywalking, and a cop gave me a ticket even thought i told him it was completely nessicary, he really jonse'd me

by McJar November 1, 2020

jones'd

when one torches a ganja bowl

Eric Jones'd the damn bowl again!

by Dr. Ganjaman June 14, 2010

Indiana Jones'd

To kill someone after they try acting cool.

Like in the film where the arab tries showing off his skills with the sword and Indy just shoots him.

Guy 1: Yeah, this little chav twat was trying to start on me, pushing me around, trying to act all hard.
Guy 2: So what did you do then mate?
Guy 1: I Indiana Jones'd his stupid ass!

by The Flying Machine April 17, 2008

Jones'd

Typically described as a total failure in the field of technology.

1) Looks like that server is Jones'd, it crashed again. 2) Who Jones'd the storage, I can't access my files? 3) Error code: 0x0000007E, it's Jones'd. 4) It wasn't Jones'd by me, you must have Jones'd it!

by BuckeyesSuck June 13, 2011

Indiana Jones'd

To have physically extricated a persons beating heart out of anger and to then proceed to eat the beating heart.

After Bob ate the last slice of pizza, Sally Indiana Jones'd Bob. Sally means business.

by P-Cox December 31, 2007

Mike Jones'd

When you give out the number 281-330-8004 to someone at the bar, club, or hookup app.

Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.

Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd

by Higgy24 December 14, 2017

Jones'd up

The act of a girl clogging up your toilet with something that resembles a summer sausage, then bailing, and denying it with every fiber of her being

Girl 1 and Girl 2 come over to hang out. Girl 1 straight to the bathroom girl 2 straight to the couch. If girl 1 spends more than 7 minutes in the bathroom then wants to leave ASAP. Odds are you have been Jones'd up

by Soddy Boy September 16, 2014