jonnymack 

NOUN - 1) A person who is unreliable and careless with details 2) A person who hates snakes
VERB - To exhibit any of the qualities of a jonnymack

NOUN 1) Tyler gave me horrible directions to the party and didn't even show up. He's a total jonnymack.

NOUN 2) That jonnymack is too scared of snakes to ride with Samuel L.
VERB 1) You can be my best man, but you better not jonnymack my bachelor party.

VERB 2) Madi jonnymacked when I showed her my python.

jonnymack by BadBax July 14, 2022

jonnycock 

a jonnycock is very often associated with elderly men. It is a condition caused through old age. The penis will have shrunk, but the foreskin will have remained the same. It will often resemble a baggy used condom.

I feel sorry for my grandad. It seems like he has developed a jonnycock. It is so pronounced he could keep his loose change in there.

jonnycock by pipesucker February 28, 2018

jonnycakes 

a state of mind that is reached by extreme focus. once this state of mind is reached one's speach is slurred and one is in a state of extreme coolness 24/7

dang dat boy's some jonnycakes

"what'd you say?"

it took him six yrs to master the jonnycakes

jonnycakes by chi-town maniac February 18, 2008

jonnycake

1. a person who speaks funny do to their extreme coolness
2. something of extreme value
3. pancakes made with cornmeal

"nah he/she aint trippin' he/she just a jonnycake."

"say joe that chain you got on is straight jonnycake!"

"want some jonnycakes?"

jonnycake by chi-town maniac February 18, 2008

jonnycakes 

a name 4 a crackhead(s) in chicago

it is singular but can also be used plural

1. damn jonnycakes!

2. get off of me jonnycakes!

3. mom, take a picture of me with the jonnycakes!

jonnycakes by LatinKingz September 26, 2008

Jonnymanson 

A guy that fits into more or less all of the below categories:

A worthless spineless guy.

One who abuses insecurities of girls to gain sexual pleasure at their expense; the act of acting on a girls insecurity (emotional or otherwise).

In reference to the above - one that maintains a relationship purely to obtain his partner sexually by any means necessary (lying about living her etc...)

A guy that cheats on his girlfriend (who stupidly believes in him through an act of manipulation of her weaknesses), who then finds out about it but still believes that he loves her.

Guy with a small dick.

'I pulled a jonnymanson with the new girl'
'that guy jonnymansoned my sister'
'why is she really upset? she realised her boyfriend is a jonnymanson. she took it really hard'
'How big is your boyfriends dick? About 10 jonnymansons'

Jonnymanson by Alex Johnstone December 13, 2008

JonnyJackGaySex

This word is defined as a simple term for he/she who has gay sex that's very normal in the U.S. But every once in awhile people help the community to help with Kanye's Sunday service at the mountains.

JonnyJackGaySex went to Sunday Mass.

JonnyJackGaySex by SirRonaldd April 10, 2021