jonnycock 

a jonnycock is very often associated with elderly men. It is a condition caused through old age. The penis will have shrunk, but the foreskin will have remained the same. It will often resemble a baggy used condom.

I feel sorry for my grandad. It seems like he has developed a jonnycock. It is so pronounced he could keep his loose change in there.

jonnycock by pipesucker February 28, 2018

jollycock 

1. to gerrymander; to form political districts in order to devalue the votes of a certain demographic (i.e. a minority).

2. tomfoolery

"Lord Salisburry, let us jollycock these boroughs in order to keep the minority vote from meaning anything!"

jollycock by Billy Light January 14, 2008

jobbycock

a cock so ugly it looks like a turd, also a particularly shitty cuntbag

your cock looks like shit - it s a jobbycock

jobbycock by hairy donna October 29, 2006

joycock 

A boy toy for a male or female who's only reason for existing is convenient, sexual pleasure.

You never see Stacy out with her joycock. He's only good for one thing.

joycock by A. Villain July 27, 2012

jonnycakes 

a state of mind that is reached by extreme focus. once this state of mind is reached one's speach is slurred and one is in a state of extreme coolness 24/7

dang dat boy's some jonnycakes

"what'd you say?"

it took him six yrs to master the jonnycakes

jonnycakes by chi-town maniac February 18, 2008

jonnycake

1. a person who speaks funny do to their extreme coolness
2. something of extreme value
3. pancakes made with cornmeal

"nah he/she aint trippin' he/she just a jonnycake."

"say joe that chain you got on is straight jonnycake!"

"want some jonnycakes?"

jonnycake by chi-town maniac February 18, 2008

jonnycakes 

a name 4 a crackhead(s) in chicago

it is singular but can also be used plural

1. damn jonnycakes!

2. get off of me jonnycakes!

3. mom, take a picture of me with the jonnycakes!

jonnycakes by LatinKingz September 26, 2008