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Jonnymanson 

A guy that fits into more or less all of the below categories:

A worthless spineless guy.

One who abuses insecurities of girls to gain sexual pleasure at their expense; the act of acting on a girls insecurity (emotional or otherwise).

In reference to the above - one that maintains a relationship purely to obtain his partner sexually by any means necessary (lying about living her etc...)

A guy that cheats on his girlfriend (who stupidly believes in him through an act of manipulation of her weaknesses), who then finds out about it but still believes that he loves her.

Guy with a small dick.
'I pulled a jonnymanson with the new girl'
'that guy jonnymansoned my sister'
'why is she really upset? she realised her boyfriend is a jonnymanson. she took it really hard'
'How big is your boyfriends dick? About 10 jonnymansons'
Jonnymanson by Alex Johnstone December 13, 2008
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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026
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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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