jobbycock

a cock so ugly it looks like a turd, also a particularly shitty cuntbag

your cock looks like shit - it s a jobbycock

jobbycock by hairy donna October 29, 2006

jobbycoffee 

the dark resedue resembling coffee, that exists around a depthcharge that has been lying at the bottom of the toilet bowl, usually discovered in public toilets....

jobbycoffee depthcharge

jobbycoffee by garrythegrey September 2, 2011

jollycock 

1. to gerrymander; to form political districts in order to devalue the votes of a certain demographic (i.e. a minority).

2. tomfoolery

"Lord Salisburry, let us jollycock these boroughs in order to keep the minority vote from meaning anything!"

jollycock by Billy Light January 14, 2008

joycock 

A boy toy for a male or female who's only reason for existing is convenient, sexual pleasure.

You never see Stacy out with her joycock. He's only good for one thing.

joycock by A. Villain July 27, 2012

jonnycock 

a jonnycock is very often associated with elderly men. It is a condition caused through old age. The penis will have shrunk, but the foreskin will have remained the same. It will often resemble a baggy used condom.

I feel sorry for my grandad. It seems like he has developed a jonnycock. It is so pronounced he could keep his loose change in there.

jonnycock by pipesucker February 28, 2018

Bobbycock 

To leave phone number and website URL on others' crockery with a sauce, applied by pointed instrument.

when out with friends you become somewhat bored once the meal has been eaten. One elected person then bobbycocks with the left over sweet chilli sauce and a squwer. much to the amusement of onlookers when the waitress trys to read the plate whilst returning to the kitchen.

Bobbycock by bobbycock October 26, 2005

jollycock 

when a cock is so erect it would stand up for the whole year

dude i saw this chick she gave me a jollycock

jollycock by sarahs first gobby November 10, 2011