Sonnycock 

Female version of ‘railing’ someone. To bone aggressively to someone’s rectum.

I missed my boyfriend so much on his work trip. When he gets home it’s sonnycock time.

Sonnycock by Amgemsmiih January 30, 2025

jonnycock 

a jonnycock is very often associated with elderly men. It is a condition caused through old age. The penis will have shrunk, but the foreskin will have remained the same. It will often resemble a baggy used condom.

I feel sorry for my grandad. It seems like he has developed a jonnycock. It is so pronounced he could keep his loose change in there.

jonnycock by pipesucker February 28, 2018

Soundcock 

The act of getting a boner in .063427 seconds.

I dont find a fitting example for this, the word is just BS, the word soundcock

Soundcock by Whatispendmylifedoing November 11, 2018

ShinyCock 

When the cock is completely covered in semen

Eg: I had sex with a cat and now i have a shinycock

ShinyCock by Razone October 11, 2022