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Jonnette is a fiery and funny girl. She has a few close friends who don't judge her. That's what she likes in a friend. Jonnette loves the sunshine and the seashore, though she'd rather lounge and people-watch than surf or play frisbee. Always looking for a new venture, whether a job or a hobby. She owns more saws than shoes, and won't be mistaken for a household lightweight. Do not ask her to get her husband's opinion.

A Jonnette stands up for the oppressed and wrongly accused.

A Jonnette is highly opinionated but usually right. She bases her claims on facts, relying on vetted sources and surveys of her reliable friends.

A Jonnette is a great driver and loves to teach. But she expects people to pay attention and not doubt her.

A Jonnette is always right.
A Jonnette stands up for the oppressed and wrongly-accused.
jonnette by Samcar1 March 6, 2022
Words you can keep

Jennette McCurdy 

Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.

She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.
Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?

George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.

Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--

George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.

Lloyd: Ah, right.
Jennette McCurdy by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010
Prettiest person you'll ever meet ,perfect body ,super nice ,and is always there for u when u need it and is a great person to tell ur secrets to but she can be crazy once you cross her or mess with her friends and family ,usually really popular most likely has curly hair and is short

A great girlfriend,very loyal and knows how to satisfy there partner
Yup Jannette is my best friend

I want a Jannette
jannette by Yagirljas March 14, 2017
KInda like the best person you will ever meet. She is extremely kind and beautiful and can make you laugh and feel loved even when you feel like absolute shit. SHe is one of those people that you can instantly form a bond with she will be the best person in your life. If you treat her right she will never leave you, but if you treat her like shit then you can expect the same.
-whos that amazing person over there? shes beautiful.
-thats jennette goof ass
Jennette by noobody2546 April 29, 2019

joanette 

A cute addorable sometimes sexy person with a good heart,a littlegullible but very strong,a Joanette has a soft and tranquil voice that never uttered anger even when she is angry, a Joanette will make you fight for her cause of her innocent eyes
DAMN,she is so innocent so Joanette
joanette by IRON_TANK March 6, 2018
Jonette is someone who loves with all her heart and is a loyal and caring friend. Works hard and asks for little in return. One who likes to be kissed in the rain and will change plans to make someone else happy. She can be alittle naughty and sweet at the same time.... Passion
Kissed Jonette Jonette Happy Jonetes Heart Jonettes Kind Loyal Jonette Jonettes Passion
Jonette by Sassymccaulou February 4, 2010
Jannette girl with the name "jannette" are usually girls that are very nice , sweet,lovable, loyal, kinda hearted smexy,not that tall but not so short she is at the right height. Can be one of your most supportive friends you will ever have if you stay on her good side but if you dont well good luck to you .will always listen to you and your problems and will lend you there shoulder to lean on .so anyone with the name jannette is very lucky gal
Boy 1- hey you guys ready to see my girlfriend ?
Guy 1- yea bro we have been waiting for so long to see this girl .
Guy 2 - yea you never stop talking about her to us .
Girlfriend - hey everyone my names jannette . I can final meet some of my boyfriends guy friend .
Boyfriend -baby you know so many of my friends what are you talking about !!
Jannette by Flickez December 1, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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