jonnaayitus

Jonnaayitus is a virus obtained by entering at 20 mile radius of micro streamer Jonnaay. Also could be gained by watching too many of his streams.
* this can also be contracted by exposure to somebody with the Eddie Munson Virus *
Symptoms include:
- chronically online
- being in the Jonnaay offline chat
- constant need for summer fruits juice
- 5 or more oomfs ( found from twitch chats )
- use of emotes everywhere
- constantly poorbaiting
- wanting alchohol at all times
- the need to drive after drinking

- a sudden love for bees
- suddenly discovering things thats are very know
- developing a huge ego
- suddenly thinking you own fashion
- pertvertalarm

(person 1) - “I have Jonnaayitus :(“

(person 2) - “omg stop watching that freaky perv”

by amelii_png July 31, 2024

jonnyitus

To take on the appearance of a rubber jonny, after a particular bad event has taken place. e.g. physical exercise, night out
Large people tend towards this description more than the slight, due to having more areas of the body that can go flacid and limp
Condition lasts an indeterminate amount of time, depending on extent of bad event.

Sometimes used to refer to someone who is useless.

'you really have caught jonnyitus after that late night out. you won't be able to do anything for the rest of the day.'

'he has a serious case of jonnyitus'

by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies November 12, 2008