jonnyitus 

To take on the appearance of a rubber jonny, after a particular bad event has taken place. e.g. physical exercise, night out
Large people tend towards this description more than the slight, due to having more areas of the body that can go flacid and limp
Condition lasts an indeterminate amount of time, depending on extent of bad event.

Sometimes used to refer to someone who is useless.

'you really have caught jonnyitus after that late night out. you won't be able to do anything for the rest of the day.'

'he has a serious case of jonnyitus'

jonnyitus by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies November 12, 2008

jonnylush 

an expression of homosexuality

'Man, that guys such a jonnylush. He's sooo freaking gay.'

jonnylush by Towney The Cockeyed Hooker May 13, 2005

Johnitus 

The Use of "Leel", "Lel", and watching "Anime" are all symptoms of johnitus.
We can treat symptoms.

This kid is getting johnitus

Johnitus by Jski21 December 28, 2018

jonkylitus 

This is a critical health condition in which one has a panic inducing phobia towards stretched necks, all they can think about is the throat being extended and it causes them to uncontrollably punch every rubber duck in sight while singing the song ‘Life is a Highway’ in reverse.

‘damn, jimmy saw my neck when i stretched and immediately punched all my rubber ducks while singing backwards. he must have jonkylitus.’

jonkylitus by onoboi101 June 19, 2022

jonnaayitus 

Jonnaayitus is a virus obtained by entering at 20 mile radius of micro streamer Jonnaay. Also could be gained by watching too many of his streams.
* this can also be contracted by exposure to somebody with the Eddie Munson Virus *
Symptoms include:
- chronically online
- being in the Jonnaay offline chat
- constant need for summer fruits juice
- 5 or more oomfs ( found from twitch chats )
- use of emotes everywhere
- constantly poorbaiting
- wanting alchohol at all times
- the need to drive after drinking

- a sudden love for bees
- suddenly discovering things thats are very know
- developing a huge ego
- suddenly thinking you own fashion
- pertvertalarm

(person 1) - “I have Jonnaayitus :(“

(person 2) - “omg stop watching that freaky perv”

jonnaayitus by amelii_png July 31, 2024

Jennyitis 

A rare but emotionally dramatic condition that strikes when someone goes too long without talking to a Jean, Jeanie or Jenny. Symptoms include excessive sighing, skipping rope, and randomly muttering phrases like, "Gaaawwwwd", and "Jeeeeez".

Sufferers might also attempt to fill the void by awkwardly chatting with strangers in the Starbucks line who have the name Jenny on their cup.

Warning: relapse is likely with any amount of physical proximity, or texts received with rolly eyes.

That is all.

"Gaaaawwwd, when I stop myself from writing her I fell like I'm about to suffocate and can't breathe. The Jennyitis is starting to set in hard."

Jennyitis by IdRatherBeWithMyDog November 28, 2024