2 definitions by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies
noun ; A soft, innanimate object. Contact with will most likely result in a serious rash, or irritation. Latches on to anything in close proximity. Prone to break under pressure.
verb; under-perform
verb; under-perform
noun; 'Oh look, there's a Jonny Hunt over there'
'oh no, let's get out of here, before it comes near us'
verb; 'oh no, i've just done a jonny hunt.'
'what do you mean?'
'i fucked up'
'oh no, let's get out of here, before it comes near us'
verb; 'oh no, i've just done a jonny hunt.'
'what do you mean?'
'i fucked up'
by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies November 23, 2006
To take on the appearance of a rubber jonny, after a particular bad event has taken place. e.g. physical exercise, night out
Large people tend towards this description more than the slight, due to having more areas of the body that can go flacid and limp
Condition lasts an indeterminate amount of time, depending on extent of bad event.
Sometimes used to refer to someone who is useless.
Large people tend towards this description more than the slight, due to having more areas of the body that can go flacid and limp
Condition lasts an indeterminate amount of time, depending on extent of bad event.
Sometimes used to refer to someone who is useless.
'you really have caught jonnyitus after that late night out. you won't be able to do anything for the rest of the day.'
'he has a serious case of jonnyitus'
'he has a serious case of jonnyitus'
by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies November 24, 2006