A Joniyan is someone everyone wants to be friends with. she’s nice and funny. She will be the bestfriend someone could ever have. She’ll be there this and thin through and through.
She is a great friend, will do anything for anyone in need. She has massive style and beauty, and all of that can't even compare to her sense of humor and intelligence. She is the most loving and caring person you could meet and when she loves she loves hard. When she says the words " I love you " she means but she won't say them easily. It will take her whole heart for her to tell you that she loves you but when she does it will be amazing.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*