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insecure, unloved and ugly a$$ bitch. literally the ugliest name in the whole world. every inch of their being reeks of insecurity that it reflects on everything they do. these are the bullies who cries at night because no one loves them and they can only depend in internet validation// hence bullying everyone who’s so much better than them. their mama probably dgaf. they think they’re always right but what they don’t know is that they’re just fooling themselves.. and honestly it’s embarrassing. All pity for All the Joneti’s.
No one loves a Joneti
Joneti’s probably spending 24/7 mocking other people’s live so she can forget her own, miserable one.
joneti by Haileyxx November 24, 2021
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Having a withdrawal, or craving for something, an addiction. Can be drug related.
He quit a few days ago, but is really jonezin for one.
Jonezin by Hollaback21 March 14, 2009
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joneti • jonesing • jonesin • jonti • jonezin' • Joetism • joneil • Jonelis • jonesia • Jonesie

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee 

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.
Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
When one thinks of something and proceeds to speak of the desired object, thus increasing the desire for the object.
Dude, I am really joveting some kool aid right now.

Jonesing for that hang 

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.
Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

Joneisha 

Joneisha's are very will-powered females, beautiful and have a bubbly personality. Joneisha's are always ready to learn new things and experience different things. Joneisha's get very nervous around guys they tend to fall for and are scared of letting out their feelings for him. Joneisha's usually have very nice bodies. They are friendly to everyone even those who dislikes them and are always willing to lend a helping hand. Joneisha's are very self concious about themselves mainly because of past events. If you ever get to meet a Joneisha get to know her and you will see they are the greatest friends to have. Joneisha's usually fall for guys that are not the same race as them and they don't like stereotypes.
Joneisha is amazing
Joneisha by weeeeeeeeeejgjgjgg April 10, 2012

Pacman Jonesin' 

To be in the state of perpetual ghetto thugishness, despite having millions of dollars. To believe that the system is biased against you, while in reality the system has paid you enough to take care of your family for generations. To continually act foolish, immature, and angry; possess handguns for show; use drugs; spend hundreds of thousands on clothes while your former neighbors get their heat shut off; and basically ignore societies laws and norms, while hard-working middle-class Americans who live paycheck to paycheck find a way to obey the law. To be a 16-year-old angst-ridden thug crybaby in a 24-year-old multi-millionaire body. Termed after Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones.
The potential for millions of dollars and an NFL career wasn't enough for Maurice Clarett, who was Pacman Jonesin' around in his SUV one night when he was pulled over wearing Kevlar body armor and possessing an open bottle of Grey Goose vodka, a hatchet, three semi-automatic 9mm pistols, and a loaded AK-47 variant.
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