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A person who somehow ended up becoming friends with everybody even though they don't have any social skills. Those people often go to them for advice and problems, because it seems like they have their life in order.
Person 1 : "Man, i can't choose between A and B."
Person 2 : "Oh! you should go to Jonelis with that"
jonelis by Eriden A. July 24, 2018
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Anyone who has compassion beyond compare and somehow ended up with everyone being their friend. They are very stern when it comes to making the right decision, sometimes when it's not even their own choice. Everyone goes to them for advice, so that's probably the reason why nobody hates them.
Person 1: "Man, I'm having trouble choosing between A and B."
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"
Jonelis by Eriden A. July 24, 2018
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Joneisha 

Joneisha's are very will-powered females, beautiful and have a bubbly personality. Joneisha's are always ready to learn new things and experience different things. Joneisha's get very nervous around guys they tend to fall for and are scared of letting out their feelings for him. Joneisha's usually have very nice bodies. They are friendly to everyone even those who dislikes them and are always willing to lend a helping hand. Joneisha's are very self concious about themselves mainly because of past events. If you ever get to meet a Joneisha get to know her and you will see they are the greatest friends to have. Joneisha's usually fall for guys that are not the same race as them and they don't like stereotypes.
Joneisha is amazing
Joneisha by weeeeeeeeeejgjgjgg April 10, 2012

joelissa 

The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!
You're dating joelissa? You're one lucky motherfucker
joelissa by Girl2344 June 28, 2017
A girl that is amazing in every way, she is as unique as her name.

You would instantly fall inlove with her.
Boy: OMG!

Girl: WHAT?
boy: she's amazing!
girl: who janelis?
boy: How did you know?
girl: You can tell.
Janelis by Hunny. November 21, 2009
People named Joelisa are so beautiful. They are funny and amazing people. You would be lucky to find a Joelisa. They know how to make your day and make you laugh.
Joelisa made my day even when she didn´t know I was going through something
Joelisa by Hello Joelisa October 27, 2020
A funny and caring human being. She is adventurous and loves animals, an explorer at heart and knows what she wants. Anyone that meets a Joelis will experience joy from knowing her. If you fall in love with a Joelis, don't break her heart because she will have no problem letting you go.
O my god!!! That's Joelis, she's so pretty.
Joelis by yollyblue November 20, 2018
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