jonbob 

A high being. Can morph into anything and go anywhere he wants. If he wants, he can destroy anyone within a 15m radius.

Ashraf: Hey, have you seen Jonbob!
Nick: Yeah, he destroyed my family!
Ashraf: Cool!

jonbob by wi.jhn March 2, 2021

junbob 

two people who love each other but also awkward with each other

they are such a junbob

junbob by kornsalad April 18, 2018

Femolly Jonbomb 

The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.

"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."

"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."

Femolly Jonbomb by TheDeej February 13, 2008

[ jobobus ] 

A person who is graced by God, and is Chuck Norris approved. The chosen one that will save your boredom and none shall harm him or disrespect him.

There will be a great adventure with God, Chuck Norris and jobobus

[ jobobus ] by joe (JOBOBUS) March 22, 2009

jonobrow 

An angry commie with a tiny penis

Oh, that's jonobrow

jonobrow by JFK the Booty Warrior June 1, 2010

Jonboi 

A person who can only drink 4 pints

OMG what a light weight. He's such a jonboi

Jonboi by Moffman181 August 14, 2016

jobobus 

an epic halo three player.

i just got powned by a huge jobobus.

jobobus by shanikwa9 March 22, 2008