Jonboi

A person who can only drink 4 pints

OMG what a light weight. He's such a jonboi

by Moffman181 August 14, 2016

Joiboii

Someone who's smarter than you
A Ling Ling Jr.
Someone who is accepted into every college without taking the SAT
thats right you're a joiboii-wanna-be

kid: Yayyyyy I got an A on my project for science
mom: you're such a disgrace. Joiboii has gotten a job as a doctor! At age 5!

by wemon June 17, 2020

Femolly Jonbomb

The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.

"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."

"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."

by TheDeej February 13, 2008

joboi

a typical backwoods Pennsylvania man who is married with kids, but enjoys frequent trips to the local truck stop where he can pleasure men for his enjoyment only.

Pennsylvanian 1: Have yous guys met Josh? Yeah, seems like a family man but hes a joboi.
Pennsylvanian 2: That doesn't surprise me at all.

by Todd Flinkle March 23, 2017

Jonoi

I nice boy who is smart a good drawer has a youtube channel and is 12 years old and gas a ps 3

Oh jonoi isn't he hadsome and a good gamer

by Scorpion eshdhdisbdidn April 18, 2020

jonbonjovisexual

when you have uncontrollable feelings for old bon jovi

mia is jonbonjovisexual and was born that way

by miabonjovi July 26, 2021

Jonbonathon

a rather sexual line of t-shirts created by one rather sexual lady witht he rather odd name of Jon, has lots of friends and gets around a bit, lives life to the max and loves every minute of it, all this influences her work.

live.<3.forget

peace out!!

thers only one Jonbonathon thank-you very much lol....omg imagine if there were two...wow that would be cool =

by myspace.com/canary_boo September 29, 2006