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Someone who's smarter than you
A Ling Ling Jr.
Someone who is accepted into every college without taking the SAT
thats right you're a joiboii-wanna-be
kid: Yayyyyy I got an A on my project for science
mom: you're such a disgrace. Joiboii has gotten a job as a doctor! At age 5!
Joiboii by wemon June 17, 2020
Related Words
Jonboi • joboi • Jonoi • joboin • Joiboii • jonbo • jonbob • jonbod • Jonbonathon • Jonoism

Femolly Jonbomb 

The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.
"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."

"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."
Femolly Jonbomb by TheDeej February 13, 2008
a typical backwoods Pennsylvania man who is married with kids, but enjoys frequent trips to the local truck stop where he can pleasure men for his enjoyment only.
Pennsylvanian 1: Have yous guys met Josh? Yeah, seems like a family man but hes a joboi.
Pennsylvanian 2: That doesn't surprise me at all.
joboi by Todd Flinkle March 23, 2017
I nice boy who is smart a good drawer has a youtube channel and is 12 years old and gas a ps 3
Oh jonoi isn't he hadsome and a good gamer
Jonoi by Scorpion eshdhdisbdidn April 18, 2020

jonbonjovisexual 

when you have uncontrollable feelings for old bon jovi
mia is jonbonjovisexual and was born that way
jonbonjovisexual by miabonjovi July 26, 2021

Jonbonathon 

a rather sexual line of t-shirts created by one rather sexual lady witht he rather odd name of Jon, has lots of friends and gets around a bit, lives life to the max and loves every minute of it, all this influences her work.

live.<3.forget

peace out!!
thers only one Jonbonathon thank-you very much lol....omg imagine if there were two...wow that would be cool =]
Jonbonathon by myspace.com/canary_boo September 29, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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