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A person who can only drink 4 pints
OMG what a light weight. He's such a jonboi
Jonboi by Moffman181 August 14, 2016
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Someone who's smarter than you
A Ling Ling Jr.
Someone who is accepted into every college without taking the SAT
thats right you're a joiboii-wanna-be
kid: Yayyyyy I got an A on my project for science
mom: you're such a disgrace. Joiboii has gotten a job as a doctor! At age 5!
Joiboii by wemon June 17, 2020
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Jonboi joboi Jonoi joboin Joiboii jonbo jonbob jonbod Jonbonathon Jonoism

Femolly Jonbomb 

The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.
"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."

"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."
Femolly Jonbomb by TheDeej February 13, 2008
a typical backwoods Pennsylvania man who is married with kids, but enjoys frequent trips to the local truck stop where he can pleasure men for his enjoyment only.
Pennsylvanian 1: Have yous guys met Josh? Yeah, seems like a family man but hes a joboi.
Pennsylvanian 2: That doesn't surprise me at all.
joboi by Todd Flinkle March 23, 2017
I nice boy who is smart a good drawer has a youtube channel and is 12 years old and gas a ps 3
Oh jonoi isn't he hadsome and a good gamer
Jonoi by Scorpion eshdhdisbdidn April 18, 2020

jonbonjovisexual 

when you have uncontrollable feelings for old bon jovi
mia is jonbonjovisexual and was born that way
jonbonjovisexual by miabonjovi July 26, 2021

Jonbonathon 

a rather sexual line of t-shirts created by one rather sexual lady witht he rather odd name of Jon, has lots of friends and gets around a bit, lives life to the max and loves every minute of it, all this influences her work.

live.<3.forget

peace out!!
thers only one Jonbonathon thank-you very much lol....omg imagine if there were two...wow that would be cool =]
Jonbonathon by myspace.com/canary_boo September 29, 2006
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