jonasson

You're the most sexiest, it got rumours that every king or queen has been in a relation with a jonasson

Jonasson is the best

by Ostmästaren December 12, 2016

Tim Jonasson

a Tim will try to eat you as soon as possible. never be in a room alone with a tim, cause he is a predator and your his natural prey. you will hate him and he's so annoying he's conidered to be a learning dissebility. he will often try to mount you and lay an finger nails in your hair. he always brags about his training schechual and is probobly stronger than thicccc thanos!? he hates vegetebles and he getts burned by crosses. he's often seen pissing on graves or haning out with a large lepricon ginger dude and fricking Guld lock.

a frick Tim Jonasson is going to nuke a kinder garten.

by invandrar experten klas October 2, 2020

Jonastoned

Coined by: Kathy Huynh

1. Stoned off of the Jonas Brothers.
2. Addicted to the Jo' Bros.
3. OJD'ed over the limit.

I'm Jonastoned.

by kathy[: October 11, 2008

Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma

sexy, gimme your leg Amadeus Jonsson aka ramma is so sexy mmm sexy madafaka

not Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma: wow Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma you are so sexy man I got a bowner now

Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma: I know I am so sexy

Ogge B: ❤️

Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma: ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Peddo Åke March 17, 2021

arvid jonsson

Very sexy guy, maybe of his money. His grades are good. His dick game is also good like his grades. Sometime at the "fylla" he can be very romantic.

Omg, he is such an Arvid Jonsson !!

by CarlArvidGustav December 13, 2016

jönsson

a unit of penis memeasurement it is tipicly 16 cm when not har but can be bigger

my penis is 1/2 jönsson long

by fredovish September 15, 2017

Jonasonas

A language made by the gods of Ancient Greece. Like all languages however, no still means no.

Jonas: Heyonas, Ionas amonas speakingonas Jonasonas todayonas!

Literally everyone else: no

by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 2, 2021