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jonasson 

You're the most sexiest, it got rumours that every king or queen has been in a relation with a jonasson
Jonasson is the best
jonasson by Ostmästaren December 12, 2016
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Tim Jonasson 

a Tim will try to eat you as soon as possible. never be in a room alone with a tim, cause he is a predator and your his natural prey. you will hate him and he's so annoying he's conidered to be a learning dissebility. he will often try to mount you and lay an finger nails in your hair. he always brags about his training schechual and is probobly stronger than thicccc thanos!? he hates vegetebles and he getts burned by crosses. he's often seen pissing on graves or haning out with a large lepricon ginger dude and fricking Guld lock.
a frick Tim Jonasson is going to nuke a kinder garten.

Jonastoned 

Coined by: Kathy Huynh

1. Stoned off of the Jonas Brothers.
2. Addicted to the Jo' Bros.
3. OJD'ed over the limit.
I'm Jonastoned.
Jonastoned by kathy[: October 11, 2008

Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma 

sexy, gimme your leg Amadeus Jonsson aka ramma is so sexy mmm sexy madafaka
not Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma: wow Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma you are so sexy man I got a bowner now

Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma: I know I am so sexy

Ogge B: ❤️

Amadeus Jönsson aka ramma: ❤️❤️❤️❤️

arvid jonsson 

Very sexy guy, maybe of his money. His grades are good. His dick game is also good like his grades. Sometime at the "fylla" he can be very romantic.
Omg, he is such an Arvid Jonsson !!
arvid jonsson by CarlArvidGustav December 13, 2016
a unit of penis memeasurement it is tipicly 16 cm when not har but can be bigger
my penis is 1/2 jönsson long
jönsson by fredovish September 15, 2017

Jonasonas 

A language made by the gods of Ancient Greece. Like all languages however, no still means no.
Jonas: Heyonas, Ionas amonas speakingonas Jonasonas todayonas!

Literally everyone else: no
Jonasonas by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 2, 2021
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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