Jonasonas

A language made by the gods of Ancient Greece. Like all languages however, no still means no.

Jonas: Heyonas, Ionas amonas speakingonas Jonasonas todayonas!

Literally everyone else: no

by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 2, 2021

jonasgasm

Getting an orgasm when hearing/saying anything related to the Jonas Brothers.

Girl : OMG. my dog just had a jonasgasm after hearing nick singing.

Brother : I don't care. Please stop corrupting our dog

by jonasdog September 23, 2009

jonasgasm

The most amazing feeling known to girl.

It happens from experiencing jonas brothers concerts, seeing nick jonas, kevin jonas or joe jonas shirtless, sweaty, or wearing muscle shirts. May also occur when you stare at the jonas crotches for too long (especially a picture of the joner.)

Having a jonasgasm makes you want to throw a jonas up against a wall and rip off their purity rings.

jonasgasm: jonas orgasm.

Girl 1: OMFJ nick just ripped off his sleeves!!!!
Girl 2: OMJ! look at his muscles!!!!
Girl 1: OMJ IM HAVING A JONASGASM!

by hannahjonas April 30, 2008

Jonastastalastic Productions

A site created by Heather Renee Perdue. Obsessed Jonas Fan, who writes and talks to people on myspace. The link is myspace.com/gothghost665. Youtube channel is JBfan665 and Justin.TV Channel is niifuturewife1

or used as an exclamation when so excited or happy.

It's Jonastastalastic!
Jonastastalastic Productions writes on!

by JBfan665 October 9, 2008

the jonsons

a great wonderful incestaular soap opera like family

i love the jonsons

by klayton March 1, 2004

Jonason

Jonason is the type of person to help people when he or they are asked to and they are very caring and loving people but there is not that many Jonason’s out there so when you meet one just know you found a special person and if you ask them for anything it will get done and if they can’t get it done immediately they will do whatever it takes to make that person happy

Jonason was walking down the road one day when he saw a little girl crying and he asks “what’s wrong” the little girl replies “I fell and hurt myself and my mommy is in the store” so Jonason helps the little girl up and takes her to find her mom so she would be ok

by Jay ja November 24, 2024