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Jonasonas 

A language made by the gods of Ancient Greece. Like all languages however, no still means no.
Jonas: Heyonas, Ionas amonas speakingonas Jonasonas todayonas!

Literally everyone else: no
Jonasonas by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 2, 2021
Words you can keep

jonasgasm 

Getting an orgasm when hearing/saying anything related to the Jonas Brothers.
Girl : OMG. my dog just had a jonasgasm after hearing nick singing.

Brother : I don't care. Please stop corrupting our dog
jonasgasm by jonasdog September 23, 2009

jonasgasm 

The most amazing feeling known to girl.

It happens from experiencing jonas brothers concerts, seeing nick jonas, kevin jonas or joe jonas shirtless, sweaty, or wearing muscle shirts. May also occur when you stare at the jonas crotches for too long (especially a picture of the joner.)

Having a jonasgasm makes you want to throw a jonas up against a wall and rip off their purity rings.

jonasgasm: jonas orgasm.
Girl 1: OMFJ nick just ripped off his sleeves!!!!
Girl 2: OMJ! look at his muscles!!!!
Girl 1: OMJ IM HAVING A JONASGASM!
jonasgasm by hannahjonas April 30, 2008

Jonastastalastic Productions 

A site created by Heather Renee Perdue. Obsessed Jonas Fan, who writes and talks to people on myspace. The link is myspace.com/gothghost665. Youtube channel is JBfan665 and Justin.TV Channel is niifuturewife1

or used as an exclamation when so excited or happy.
It's Jonastastalastic!
Jonastastalastic Productions writes on!

the jonsons 

a great wonderful incestaular soap opera like family
i love the jonsons
the jonsons by klayton March 1, 2004
Jonason is the type of person to help people when he or they are asked to and they are very caring and loving people but there is not that many Jonason’s out there so when you meet one just know you found a special person and if you ask them for anything it will get done and if they can’t get it done immediately they will do whatever it takes to make that person happy
Jonason was walking down the road one day when he saw a little girl crying and he asks “what’s wrong” the little girl replies “I fell and hurt myself and my mommy is in the store” so Jonason helps the little girl up and takes her to find her mom so she would be ok
Jonason by Jay ja November 24, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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