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Jonason

Jonason is the type of person to help people when he or they are asked to and they are very caring and loving people but there is not that many Jonason’s out there so when you meet one just know you found a special person and if you ask them for anything it will get done and if they can’t get it done immediately they will do whatever it takes to make that person happy
Jonason was walking down the road one day when he saw a little girl crying and he asks “what’s wrong” the little girl replies “I fell and hurt myself and my mommy is in the store” so Jonason helps the little girl up and takes her to find her mom so she would be ok
by Jay ja November 24, 2024
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sopha jonhson

A person who asks you to do her reading plus.
Also can beat Thanos with 10% of her power
WOAH THANOS DIED
SKSKSKSK THATS CUZ SISTER SOPHA JONHSON KILLED HIM SIS
TEA
YES QUEEN
by Zoom sis March 18, 2019
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The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.
That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!
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Jonaton

A style of miniature learning robot developed by Frank Peterson in the 1970s. It's small and innocent design hides it's darker nature.

Recent accomplishments of the jonaton include learning how to erase a whiteboard.

In the not so distance future, when Jonaton learns how to pick up a knife and the Robot Apocalypse will begin.
Steve: "Is that an army of Jonaton's, we're Doomed!"

Jonaton tells a humorous joke at a party.
Blake : "Looks like someone taught Jonaton how to make a joke."
by P.Hombre July 22, 2011
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Jonson

Is the missing Chuck Norris' brother. He make everyting Chuck Norris has. Jonson is such a nigga. In a good way. Negro
Is that Chuck Norris?
No man! is Jonson!
by Jonsoneitor February 25, 2009
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jonasographer

(noun) All those jb fans that are obessed with the jonas brothers

how to tell if u are blessed with this name....

1.) You see someone that looks like jb and start to think of questions to aske them...

2.)Your room is wallpapered with posters of only jb

3.) you feel like your gonna die if you dont see the jb on every tour they go on

4.) you buy the same foods they eat because u saw them eat it

5.) you know every youtube made by jb by heart

6.) inside jokes come from jb

7.) you dont go one day without thinking of them (jb)

8.) you have over 50 jb songs on your ipod

9.) your docter has told you that u have been diagnosed with OJD (obsessive jonas disorder)

10.) you get sad when you hear something about diabetes because u are reminded of nick jonas

11.) you can point out which year a photo of them was taken

12.) everything you do always has something to do with jonas brothers

13.) you have seen every picture taken of the jonas brothers

14.) you google the jonas brothers everyday to see if anything is new

15.) you comment jb atleast once a day on myspace or facebook

16.) you have atleast 10 jb shirts

17.)you have called the jonas brothers number once a week

18.) you will buy any magazine if it has jonas brothers on the cover.

19.) Your background for phone, computer and anything else is the jonas brothers

20.) you own coverse because you saw that jb owned them

21.) you bought rayban look-a-likes because jb has them

22.) you started to say poned because they say it

23.) you went and saw jb 3-d concert experience the first day it came out even if it ment to drive 30 miles to go to a mivie theatre

24.) you listen to jb 24/7

25.) you dont care how many people know u love jb

26.) you went and bought the jb cologne they use

27.) when they are guests on tv shows you watch that tv show even if u hate the host

28.) the only reason why u watch disney channel is because of the jonas brothers

29.) your basic necessities are: food, shelter, Jonas brothers, some clothes

30.) you say OMJ instead of OMG
jonasographer
by Heather jillian Jonas May 16, 2009
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jonasing

A commonly used verb meaning doing anything relating to the jonas brothers such as listening to their music, thinking about them, or looking at pictures.
"So what are you going to do today?"
"Oh, I'm just jonasing at my house,"
by Abby212121 March 22, 2008
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