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A high-tech robot created in 1983 by a tean of advanced Korean researchers and scientists with the purpose and ultimate goal to snatch the grundle of Jesus.It is prophesized that at The Last Judgment held by God that Jon Y will first slay God with his level 11 fireballs, and then move on to breaking Jesus's pubic bone for ultimate displeasure. At the end of this ordeal Jon Y will take the position once held by God and seat Bruce Lee at his right hand.
Jon Y IVXIIA is equipped with Mach-7 laser eyes and is impervious to blindness due to toothfloss.
Jon Y by Fried Men May 1, 2009
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yeaaahaaaa jon 

1.) a term used to express happiness
2.) something to say for lack of something better
1.)"i just won the lotto. . .YEAAAHAAA JON"
2.) YEAHHAAA JON or Yeaahhhaa jon?
yeaaahaaaa jon by Krys July 6, 2003
A rapper born in Brooklyn NY and now resides in Massachusetts, he fucks hoes and gets money
Guy 1: Yo my girl is chillin with Young Jon
Guy 2: Sorry to hear that, I'd leave her
young jon by 123456k May 14, 2018

crack a ray j on your peep 

:To ejaculate upon ones face
- "crack a ray j" - ejaculating, Cumming
- "peep" - Face
An everyday use:

The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"

The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."
crack a ray j on your peep by Shob October 8, 2005
a persons name that is said like johnny but is way cooler when it is spelt like jony.

just a really cool person
1.'hey jony pass me the tomato'

so he passed over the tomato and do you know why? Its coz hes cool
jony by Bobby ma bob bob January 5, 2008
This person is very sociable, they care about their friends, keep people happy and are a person you can trust your life with.
Hey, do you know Jony?
Who doesn't?
Jony by MissingThe6th July 14, 2020
If you have the privilege to come across Jonya you will be hypnotized with those beautiful eyes. Her eyes are not just hypnotizing but are so seductive.
Not to mention she has curve that the most experienced driver would have difficulty staying on course.Jonya has the biggest and most perfect butt that can drive u crazy she's perfect if your lucky to meet her good for you but she's mine oh and she is also very stubborn and thinks she's always right but it's hard to challenge her cuz not only is she beautiful she's smart and is a walking dictionary Google has nothing on her.
Jonya is blessed with a huge asset.
Jonya by Briteone September 2, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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