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Jonzy
The supreme leader of Jonzyland ruler of all the earth. Top bloke, best racing driver ever and the most well-rounded bloke you can find. There's only one Jonzy
Jonzy by Supreme Leader Jonzy the I June 16, 2018
Jozy
A nickname for a smart, beautiful, kind, sweet girl. She will always make you laugh when you don't wanna and is always there for you. She is what a lot of people call out going but is really shy when you first meet her. Is a amazing friend and better girlfriend. She is loyal and always have your back. She is a good listener and has gone through things herself but doesn't show is much. She is very loveable and caring. If you have her a girlfriend you better keep her because she will love you till the end.
Jozy by Unicornsandrainbows10023 August 14, 2019
Jommy Watermelon
Jommy Watermelon is the buffest stickman known to exist. He has bulging muscles and loves to chill with his buff lobster out on the beach.
Jommy Watermelon by I_Fly36 January 29, 2021
Jomayra
Exotic girl from a Hispanic culture. Knows different types of dances and enjoys showing them off. She refuses to dance with anyone but herself. Is absolutely nice to everyone and seems to be the sweetest thing on earth, but in reality does not really like many people. She usually has a perfectly toned body and loves getting involved in different sports. She especailly likes wearing tight clothes that show off her perfect butt. She is wanted by everyone but rejects everyone at the same time. Really smart too, but doesnt act snotty.
Girl: Hey Jomayra
Jomayra: Hey how you been ?
Girl: Great you?
Jomayra: I been fine. Well I gotta go. See yah!
Girl: Okay. Bye.
Jomayra: (As she walks away) Uhh I hate her.
Jomayra: Hey how you been ?
Girl: Great you?
Jomayra: I been fine. Well I gotta go. See yah!
Girl: Okay. Bye.
Jomayra: (As she walks away) Uhh I hate her.
Jomayra by Bestyyy22443 November 4, 2011
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jozy
Noun: A big black boss of a man.
Verb: 1. To put your back on an opponent and absolutely destroy him by putting him on his ass.
2. To completely dominate another human being.
Adjective: Something or someone that is an absolute tank/beast.
Verb: 1. To put your back on an opponent and absolutely destroy him by putting him on his ass.
2. To completely dominate another human being.
Adjective: Something or someone that is an absolute tank/beast.
Noun: "Oh that Jozy Altidore, what a fucking manimal."
Verb: "Shit dude, you just got Jozyd. We should get you to a hospital."
Adjective: "That is one Jozy hotdog. You could stop someones heart with that thing."
Verb: "Shit dude, you just got Jozyd. We should get you to a hospital."
Adjective: "That is one Jozy hotdog. You could stop someones heart with that thing."
jozy by watsgoodwiththehood February 6, 2010
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