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An insult, created by Twist (American Rapper) and his cousin, Ethan they were 5.
Many uses, like as a replacement for "bitch" or "cunt" or insults of the sort.
"you fucking JOMMY."

" You little fucking jommy i know you touched my shit when i was at my friend's house!"

"oh yeah, brennan... hes such a jommy i swear to god! all the girls want him but hes genuinely a little jommy."
Words you can keep
On instant Star, Jude Harrison, and Tommy Quincy together as a couple. *Their couple name*
I like Jommy better than Juderman, and Jumie.
jommy by unspoken_love_x3 January 21, 2008
Jommy is a term used for a guy with a long black dick
Brad has got a jommy...
Jommy by Jimmy1986 June 11, 2018
a complement to the jimmy. Also known for its excessive cuddleness.
jommy by Keving Bulger April 17, 2004

Jommy Watermelon 

Jommy Watermelon is the buffest stickman known to exist. He has bulging muscles and loves to chill with his buff lobster out on the beach.
Yo Jommy Watermelon, wanna go to the beach with me? Make sure to bring your awesome pet lobster.
Jommy Watermelon by I_Fly36 January 29, 2021

jommy neuyron 

A cult that originated from gartic bot. Whether you like it or not, you are jommy. I am jommy. We are jommy.
Scientology? Nah I’m part of the jommy neuyron

slommy jommy 

slim jimmy but epic
"i hope slommy jommy dies in a car crash"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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