jomhoe

When your bestfriend sleeps with your mum or dad and then becomes your new step-mum/dad

“bro she did a jomhoe…”

jomhoe by 67meltmaxxergooner October 29, 2025

JoeHoe 

Freaky Joe Jonas fans who have innapropriate thoughts involving Joe, whipped cream, handcuffs, etc.

That girl just tried to grab Joe's crotchal region! She must be a JoeHoe.

JoeHoe by officialjoehoe August 8, 2009

Trader JoeHoe 

Someone who goes to Trader Joe's excessively and/or someone who exclusively uses all of their many fine food products. A Trader Joe's whore.

They are such Trader JoeHoes. They'll eat anything and everything in that store. Last week they went to TJ's twice because they had to get more "Yogurt Dill Papadums" and "Tofutti Hooray Frozen Sugar Free Soy Bars"!

Trader JoeHoe by hidekoeng December 14, 2008

Joehoez 

A pet name given to the highly popular band 'The Jonas Brothers'
Although many people dislike this band for one reason or another, they be hella rich, so I am guessing they don't care.
But you can keep on dissing them all you want, you Wal-Mart employee, you.

1. Maria Rosa, the slota, got tickets to go to the Joehoez concert! What a sacapuntas.

2. My friend Leona is ugly and I hate her, mostly because she snagged a pair of the Joehoez's underwear. Unfortunately, they were clean.

Joehoez by H*ck Yeah February 16, 2009

Johoes 

The Fandom Name For The Best Youtuber JoJoSpotlight. (join the fandom)

Emily:Are You Apart Of The Johoes?

Lucas:Yes, I love JoJoSpotlight's videos so much!

Johoes by itsjustemz April 25, 2020

johoes 

The REAL name for the jonas brothers. Fun to say.It will also piss any fans of the johoes. So that makes it even more fun to say.

Jonas(s) fan: OMJ i LuV tHe JoNaS bRoThErS!!!!1!! tHeY r HaWt!!!!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!
me: The johoes? Go listen to some actual music.
Jonas(s) fan: Ur JuZ jEaLuZ cUz ThEy CaN gEt GiRlS!!!!
me:You FAILED right there lulz.

johoes by MasterofPuppets165 May 3, 2010

JoHoe 

A girl of any shape size or variety obsessed with the jonas brothers, usually seen wearing t-shirts, binders coverd in youngest (jail bait) Jobro and annoying Tokio Hotel fans.

They stalk them have rooms covered in them and obsess over songs singing about girls named Mandy in Australia with diabetes in year 3000 who are burning up.

Common JoHoe convo.

"OH MY GOD. I LOVE JOBROS. LYK DO HAWT!!!! I WANNA RAPPPPPPPEEE HIIIIIIS PURIIIIIITTTY RIIIIIIING! BURN MILEY! HES MINE!"

JoHoe by SIOBHAN MADE THIS PHRASE. February 22, 2009