JoHoez

The JoHoez, or what fanzombies call them, the Jonas Brothers, is a stupid rock band made up of 3 faggots named Dick, Hoe, and Pevin.

These faggots have done a lot of shit to mess up the world.

First, they have made thousands of little girls obsessed with their gay ass voices and made them "dumb in the head".

Second, they, along with the other hundreds of stupid disney stars, have ruined and made gone CLASSIC DISNEY. You know, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, and other good shows.

Third, they have caused internet war and madness. Currently, there is a fight between fangirls and haters hosted by the stupid video site YouTube in which every day, hundreds of stupid little girls comment on the JoHoe page hoping they got on and read their comments.

What they don't know, though, is that they actually don't even know how to use a computer, much less the interwebz. The people who DO log on is their parents and representatives.


So still, till this day, the war rages on. The JoHoez will have to die one day though, whether it be from diabeetus or AIDS from having group sex with Hannah Montana

Those fucking JoHoez are getting on my nerves...

The JoHoez like to masturbate

Buttsex

Have you ever heard of the jonas brothers terrible music?

-yeah, they make my ears bleed like crazy.

faggots

JoHoez by JoHoez December 16, 2008

Joehoez 

A pet name given to the highly popular band 'The Jonas Brothers'
Although many people dislike this band for one reason or another, they be hella rich, so I am guessing they don't care.
But you can keep on dissing them all you want, you Wal-Mart employee, you.

1. Maria Rosa, the slota, got tickets to go to the Joehoez concert! What a sacapuntas.

2. My friend Leona is ugly and I hate her, mostly because she snagged a pair of the Joehoez's underwear. Unfortunately, they were clean.

Joehoez by H*ck Yeah February 16, 2009

Johoes 

The Fandom Name For The Best Youtuber JoJoSpotlight. (join the fandom)

Emily:Are You Apart Of The Johoes?

Lucas:Yes, I love JoJoSpotlight's videos so much!

Johoes by itsjustemz April 25, 2020

johoes 

The REAL name for the jonas brothers. Fun to say.It will also piss any fans of the johoes. So that makes it even more fun to say.

Jonas(s) fan: OMJ i LuV tHe JoNaS bRoThErS!!!!1!! tHeY r HaWt!!!!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!
me: The johoes? Go listen to some actual music.
Jonas(s) fan: Ur JuZ jEaLuZ cUz ThEy CaN gEt GiRlS!!!!
me:You FAILED right there lulz.

johoes by MasterofPuppets165 May 3, 2010

JoHoe 

A girl of any shape size or variety obsessed with the jonas brothers, usually seen wearing t-shirts, binders coverd in youngest (jail bait) Jobro and annoying Tokio Hotel fans.

They stalk them have rooms covered in them and obsess over songs singing about girls named Mandy in Australia with diabetes in year 3000 who are burning up.

Common JoHoe convo.

"OH MY GOD. I LOVE JOBROS. LYK DO HAWT!!!! I WANNA RAPPPPPPPEEE HIIIIIIS PURIIIIIITTTY RIIIIIIING! BURN MILEY! HES MINE!"

JoHoe by SIOBHAN MADE THIS PHRASE. February 22, 2009

JoHoe 

1. A girl who dates a Jonas brother.
2. A 10-14 year old that is obsessed with the Jonas Brothers and talks about marrying them.
3. Another name for the JoBros.

1. Miley Cyrus dated Nick, therefore she is an (ex) JoHoe.
2. My cousin is obsessed with the Jonas brothers, what a fucking JoHoe.
3. I hate the JoHoes.

JoHoe by JONASsucks January 19, 2009

Johoe 

A term used to refer to a bunch of ufhoes from the forth dimensions photosynthesising their Honda hat leader genderman Jones

Omg Susan don't be such a johoe
Girl1 : mom one-day I wanna be a johoe just like you

Dr phill : no bitch you won't

Johoe by Delusional fangirl 357 April 14, 2020