jomb

Jack Off Memory Bank

Me: Bro, did you see that girl?
Friend: Oh man that girl is hot. I'm going to store that in my jomb for later tonight.

by Erwin R. July 11, 2006

jomb

Anagram for Just One More Book, a reading program for children.

I wanted to help my kids become more literate, so I signed them up for the JOMB program.

by W. Shulman January 28, 2008

Jomb

An alias used by a ROM hacker who creates obscene ROM hacks for the NES.

"Dude, ever play that game Pussy City Pimps by Jomb?"

by sweet34jr January 28, 2008

JOMBE

Jerk off memory bank

I seen dis bitch i wanna fuck. Instead I'll store her in the jombe and use her for later.

by madbeater August 14, 2011

bager jomb

The inverse of a Jager Bomb. Instead of a glass of redbull with a shot of Jager, a bager jomb consists of a glass of Jager and a shot of redbull.

“My homie took a bager jomb and bit a chunk out of our boys shoulder.”

by Potatosalad32 May 07, 2021

JOMB Syndrome

Literally, "Jacking Off (like a) Monkey, Bitch!" Syndrome. First depicted on the youtube video 'Divine Powers" by Makemebad35, aka Damian; caused, as can be inferred, by jacking off so often and/or vigorously that you develop arthritis-type symptoms, usually in the arms and hands, causing you to fail at eating Frosted Flakes. Can only be cured by a clearly insane man pretending to be a "faith healer" slamming the affected wrists onto a table and yelling religious outbursts directed towards the "possessed" appendages.

Victim: "I failed at eating Frosted Fakes!"
Fake Healer: "Well son, it sounds like you got JOMB Syndrome!"
Victim: "JO, what?"
Fake Healer: "Jacking off like a monkey, bitch-a!"

by N00berson McGee December 06, 2010