Jomb

An alias used by a ROM hacker who creates obscene ROM hacks for the NES.

"Dude, ever play that game Pussy City Pimps by Jomb?"

by sweet34jr January 28, 2008

jomb

Jack Off Memory Bank

Me: Bro, did you see that girl?
Friend: Oh man that girl is hot. I'm going to store that in my jomb for later tonight.

by Erwin R. July 11, 2006

jomb

Anagram for Just One More Book, a reading program for children.

I wanted to help my kids become more literate, so I signed them up for the JOMB program.

by W. Shulman January 28, 2008

JOMB Syndrome

Literally, "Jacking Off (like a) Monkey, Bitch!" Syndrome. First depicted on the youtube video 'Divine Powers" by Makemebad35, aka Damian; caused, as can be inferred, by jacking off so often and/or vigorously that you develop arthritis-type symptoms, usually in the arms and hands, causing you to fail at eating Frosted Flakes. Can only be cured by a clearly insane man pretending to be a "faith healer" slamming the affected wrists onto a table and yelling religious outbursts directed towards the "possessed" appendages.

Victim: "I failed at eating Frosted Fakes!"
Fake Healer: "Well son, it sounds like you got JOMB Syndrome!"
Victim: "JO, what?"
Fake Healer: "Jacking off like a monkey, bitch-a!"

by N00berson McGee December 6, 2010

bager jomb

The inverse of a Jager Bomb. Instead of a glass of redbull with a shot of Jager, a bager jomb consists of a glass of Jager and a shot of redbull.

“My homie took a bager jomb and bit a chunk out of our boys shoulder.”

by Potatosalad32 May 6, 2021

Jombie

Apple Fanboy. Overzealous lover of over-priced Apple products that mindlessly follow Steve Jobs as he commands them. A Jobs Zombie, hence, jombie.

Hey, that guy has an apple sticker on his car, right next to a bio-diesel sticker, must be a jombie.

by joeyblazed May 28, 2010

Jombathan

Garfield from the show, comics and movies attempting to pronounce Jonathan after suffering brain cancer

Garfield: Jombathan, I require lunchon
Jon: Garfunkle, please, release me from this hell hole known as the kitchen.

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 28, 2022