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jollyslap 

A sensational touch from the hands of a beautiful woman
Katie gave a good jollyslap to Aaron .
jollyslap by JollyWaffle January 28, 2018
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Jellyflap 

A human crotch devoid of genitals.
Lady Gaga can never reproduce, for she has a jellyflap.
Jellyflap by Durkey the Llamacorn February 24, 2011

lollyslapped 

To slap someone across the face with the hard candy shell of a lolly pop after sucking on for a while so its nice and juicy.
Jim didn't have the money that he owed me so I lollyslapped right in his jaw.
lollyslapped by Alexhooper December 19, 2007

Jollystash 

1) Website, jollystash.com
2) Collection of random funny pictures . for example: a completely random but oddly hilarious meme.
Derp: hey Bob did you check out jollystash today?

Bob : yeah derp, l had fun.
Jollystash by J.Rogers August 1, 2017

Jollywhapped 

Severely hit with an inanimate object (lunch tray, trash can, etc).
“Josh just got JOLLYWHAPPED by that fucking door”

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers 

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

Jollystash 

A meme based website aimed for the goal of making you laugh and have fun,
used to be only viral memes but now it has other random funny stuff.

Although some would argue that Jollystash is now mainly reposts and "Newfags",

People realized that reposters can be posting it for new comers to see old memes..
I say that it's a website definitely worth browsing.

It's simple, amazing and always makes me smile!
Derp: "Hey Herping wanna go out?"

Herpina: "Check out that funny meme on Jollystash"

Derp: "WHY U NO ANSWER MY QUESTION"
Jollystash by J.Rogers August 4, 2017
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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