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the jolly red's 

the jolly red's are a sign of a life well lived and enjoyed but show on one's face by having a beet red nose and cheeks
oh, that's my uncle david...he's got a mean case of the jolly red's. he's been drinkin' his whole life but is still such a happy good old man!
the jolly red's by chachachavez September 23, 2010

Jolly Space Cow

a happy cow of space usually in an Australian space siuit
The Jolly Space Cow was eating jelly. Jolly Space Cow is a very good YouTuber. Check out Jolly Space Cow on YouTube.

Jolly Steamer 

When you unexpectantly come across a dump in a public/private bathroom.
Guy 1: "Man i got to take a poop!"
Guy 2: "Well hurry and go to a stall."
Guy 1: "Alright... dude someone didn't flush their turd!"
Guy 2: "Hahahaha you just got Jolly Steamered
Jolly Steamer by JMB10 January 7, 2012

Jolly-Slapping 

A new craze circulating the Stratford area in which girls slap certain boys for no apparent reason.
Fancy going Jolly-Slapping tonight?
Jolly-Slapping by DrButtplug March 29, 2011

Jolly spaghetti 

It means that you are someone's comfort.

Jolly spaghetti in one's life is being the rest to one's long and tiring day.
"You are my jolly spaghetti."
"I want you to be my Jolly spaghetti."
Jolly spaghetti by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022

jolly science 

Slang for La Joliscience Tex-Mex restaurant establishment in Houston, Texas.
Q: Why you been on the shitter all day?

A: Ate at Jolly Science last night
jolly science by Biff Buttsack September 7, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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