jollop 

an unspecified crude medicine, esp. laxative

Stop moanin' about yer gut ache and take this jollop!

jollop by John Earl November 23, 2003

jollop 

noun - jizzum, man fat, gunk, nut muck, basically another word for spunk

shit, i've got jollop my sister's knickers, hope she doesn't notice

jollop by tugger October 10, 2003

jollop 

A turkeys wattle

That turkey has an ugly jollop

jollop by jake25k June 19, 2016

Joeloptimering 

You we notting

I went to McDonald's joeloptimering I get nuggets.

Joeloptimering by Commander.Alchemy May 17, 2018

jellophobia 

Fear of gelatin. The concept of jellophobia synthesizes an instinctual feeling and offers a potential solution to a conundrum: fear and acceptance.

Faces and hands are flattened into irregular gelatin bodies.

The eyes are closed and the hands are either opened or tightly closed.

Too many times we cannot fully understand the exact causes and mechanisms of a chronic disease.

Fear, solitude, hopelessness.

The images are offering a solution: acceptance.

Our "solution" is meant to be controversial.

On one hand it seems to encourage acceptance of beauty, hair, face, skin, air, light, illness.

On the other hand it implies cowardice; giving up the fight.
There is peace with oneself, with one's faith.

There is beauty in the end of struggle.

All that is left of their humanity is the physical beauty.

The mind and the soul are taken over by the unfathomable, transparent entity.

The element of chronic illness also comes into play.

jellophobia by nebuloso December 31, 2004

jallopy

Old motor vehicle in bad state of repair,unreliable and a general eyesore devoid of any street cred!

jallopy corner e.g. classified ads for bargain cars

jallopy by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008

jollof 

best type of rice in the world. staple in any and every african's diet.

mommy made some jollof rice and puff puff yesterday

jollof by igbo kwenu June 20, 2006