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a nigga,strong,brave,a leader
Jolari is someone who is brave,a nigga,an amzaing person,a kind hearted person,some people call him JJ and he is super litt, and someone who gets a lot of pussy,also who pulls hoes, on top of that someone who is a Leader and the persons Snapchat is @jjrocks20024
jolari by Jolari Jones July 12, 2018
A wonderful, beautiful, and caring young woman. An amazingly unique person to have around. Fun, wise, funny, cute, witty, easy to get along with, envied by many bitches, wanted by many guys, and hated without even trying. A motherly/big sister figure. Cares a lot and loves hard. Very outgoing, yet very shy at the same time. Sporty, yet sexy as fuck. Mature for her age. Always there for anyone. Great at giving advice and helping others. Gives with no expectations of getting back. Multi-talented and never gives up. Very competitive, yet shows great sportsmanship. A leader without trying. A beautifully humble piece of art both inside and out. Definitely one of a kind.
I wish I had my Jomarie back.

We need more Jomarie's in this cold, fucked up world.

What would I do without my Jomarie?
Jomarie by TRUTHbeTOLD July 29, 2012
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a quiet guy that may it seems but he is just waiting for the right moment to join in any conversation.
this guy is handsome and catches the eyes of beautiful women anywhere he goes.
a charming guy that goes well with almost anyone mostly beautiful women.
'that guy is such a jomari, that everytime i stare at his cute face he catches me and smiles back"
jomari by riki04fu April 12, 2019
One of a kind. The most handsome man there is. Very tough but also the very caring. Gets along with just about everyone but doesn't let anyone cross him. Very cocky. AskKeeps everyone laughing. And by all means isn't lacking in the pants. All around PERFECT.
Dang if only I could get jovaris.
jovaris by Clevlander December 20, 2016
JoLaine is the funniest, nicest, most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She can brighten any room she walks into! She's bubbly and cute and sexy all at the same time. Her personality is so unique, she can make and impact on your life with only meeting her once. You will never forget her and you will find yourself craving her presence. JoLaine does a small wall up when it comes to romance, but once you knock it down you will regret ever losing her.
"Dude, you're so lucky, she is such a JoLaine."
JoLaine by SumsumNORTH February 17, 2017
Lying about going to bed; tricking people into thinking you're sleeping.
"dude, have you been joaring it lately?"
Joaring by Vossie September 14, 2021
1. The acronym to "Jerk Off Like A Rhesus Monkey," which alludes to an attractive woman's affect on a man. 2. Sometimes the acronym serves as a scale that measures the level of attractiveness by identifying the number of times jerking off is required.
1. Tonight I was so turned on thinking about John's wife that I JOLARMED repeatedly before I could get to sleep. 2. John's wife is a 5 JOLARMER.
JOLARM by Sui Fung Pee October 20, 2006
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