JOLARM

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1. The acronym to "Jerk Off Like A Rhesus Monkey," which alludes to an attractive woman's affect on a man. 2. Sometimes the acronym serves as a scale that measures the level of attractiveness by identifying the number of times jerking off is required.

1. Tonight I was so turned on thinking about John's wife that I JOLARMED repeatedly before I could get to sleep. 2. John's wife is a 5 JOLARMER.

JOLARM by Sui Fung Pee October 20, 2006

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jolari

a nigga,strong,brave,a leader

Jolari is someone who is brave,a nigga,an amzaing person,a kind hearted person,some people call him JJ and he is super litt, and someone who gets a lot of pussy,also who pulls hoes, on top of that someone who is a Leader and the persons Snapchat is @jjrocks20024

jolari by Jolari Jones July 12, 2018

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Jolamar

Jol•amar
Adjective:

1. A state of neither like or dislike, a distaste that leans to indifference but never quite reaches.

Example: A fly in the room you’re not inclined to swat since there’s nothing, food, for it to fuck with-in theory-but it Fucks with everything that it can possibly get it’s little clean, yet “stigmatizely” disgusting, body on. You don’t really think about it except for when it buzzes in your ear, then you observe it, and keep it pushing.

Gotta say, I’m really starting to Jolamar you Margret...

Jolamar by MrsSucmiuff January 23, 2019

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Jolarsystem

The act of spinning a string of Christmas tree lights in the dark. First defined because Joel thought it looked like the solar system.

"Dude, it looks like the solar system."
"It's the Jolarsystem"

Jolarsystem by Syd Jesus April 13, 2009

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Jokarman

An absolute weirdo who prefers having fun and trolling during games than actually winning them.

Denny you are such a Jokarman, cucking me on the last lap of Mariokart...

Jokarman by Jokarman November 24, 2018

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lord jolam

huge person whose presence makes you bow down.

+7 incher + weed + not virgin

all hail lord jolam
Jolam: shut the fuck up s***z

lord jolam by sir balero May 24, 2023

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jolama

Yo-Mama with a different pronounciation! Jolama!

Oh yea?!? Jolama's so fat....

jolama by Philip Shin November 25, 2003

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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