jokif
jokif by pootisbahif September 22, 2022
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Tokin and Jokin
Tokin and Jokin by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019
laughin jokin numbnuts
Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts is the name given to LJN by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. James is a classic game reviewer with a low tolerance for bad games and LJN has consistently released poor titles.
I wanted to buy "Back to the Future" for the Nintendo Entertainment System until I found out it was a Laughin Jokin Numbnuts game.
laughin jokin numbnuts by One more person December 17, 2018
Jokin
Jokin by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019
Jokeful
Someone who plays around and takes the world as it is, rather than walk around as if with a stick up their arse
makes jokes and has a good sense of humor who hardly takes the world serious anymore, nonetheless leaves a bad taste in jealous peoples mouths..
His name is J, he is jokeful
makes jokes and has a good sense of humor who hardly takes the world serious anymore, nonetheless leaves a bad taste in jealous peoples mouths..
His name is J, he is jokeful
“Oh don’t be so jokeful, your making this worse”
Response: “nah, I’m fine, you go fuck yourself and let me enjoy my day”
“Being jokeful is NEVER a bad thing”
When you take life not so seriously you tend to become occasionally jokeful
“Jokeful” might not technically be a real word but hell, it IS NOW goddamnit. Take that “English” “dictionary”
Response: “nah, I’m fine, you go fuck yourself and let me enjoy my day”
“Being jokeful is NEVER a bad thing”
When you take life not so seriously you tend to become occasionally jokeful
“Jokeful” might not technically be a real word but hell, it IS NOW goddamnit. Take that “English” “dictionary”
Jokeful by countDockula February 27, 2022
jokidding
When an intimidated person takes back what he just tried to impose on another person, after realizing he's not able to pull it out.
When someone chickens out when trying to stand up for himself and tries to be cool about it, mixing words.
When someone chickens out when trying to stand up for himself and tries to be cool about it, mixing words.
- Yo Tony, are you hiding from me? huh? I think you owe me some lunch money, you'd better have it.
- No way man, I've had it with... with you Dick, I'm not giving you anything this time.
- What did you say?!
- C'mon man, relax... relax man, I'm just... I'm just jokidding man, c'mon. Here, take it, I don't really care anyways.
- No way man, I've had it with... with you Dick, I'm not giving you anything this time.
- What did you say?!
- C'mon man, relax... relax man, I'm just... I'm just jokidding man, c'mon. Here, take it, I don't really care anyways.
Jokeful
Adjective used to describe a person who makes a lot of jokes but the jokes don't necessarily need to be funny. Usually the jokes are rather bad.
Jokeful by mostestfunniest December 8, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.