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A very nice person with good humor, also nice ass.
A Josif is very funny
Josif by Amanda(amsterdam1000) December 1, 2019
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The best basketball players are called Josif
This dude is such a Josif!
Man, I'm stuck and toyed of Josifs playing around.
Josif by crasyon3 January 8, 2018
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A very very gay homo gayer than mohammed
josif by Josif or Joseph is gay January 9, 2018
A gorgeous person that will always try to make you smile, she is beautiful in every single way. She is also very kind and always dreams of world peace, she is and looks heavenly. She is super fashionable and plain perfect. She is also smart and very hardworking. Sometimes she is misunderstood, but it's all part of being a fabulous Josi
Woah, I can't believe how perfect that girl is her name must be Josi
Josi by None of your business 1 2 3 November 11, 2019

Josefine 

amazing

shy
funniest
insecure
beatiful
caring
gifts
friends
Josefine is the most amazing person you'll ever meet and she will always be there for you when you need her the most. Josefine can be really shy at first but once you get to know her you'll never want to lose her. The men would never miss a chance on taking her on a date and she almost always say yes to explore life. She is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet and you will never have a boring moment once you get to know her. She is problably very insecure about her looks but is actually super beatiful and hot in bed. She is also very caring about her loved ones and will always call and check in on you to see that you're okay if she hasn't heard from you in awhile. Josefine is problably known for giving the best gifts, she most likely always tries to personalize the gifts to her friends and put alot of effort and love into them.

Josefine can be very scared to lose friends and she always asks herself if her closests friends around her loves her truley. She is not afraid to tell her friends and family how she's feeling. She also has a ting with words because there she can express herself without having to talk to new people and letting her shy part take over.
Josefine by ISITLN June 23, 2020

Josefina 

The prettiest girl even if she dosen’t believe it. Smart, Talented, amazing and funny. Her smile will always make u smile. She is a great bsf. Josefina is the type of bsf u never want to lose or you’ll regret it. Great personality.
Wow I wish I had a Josefina
Josefina by BITCH83737 November 21, 2018
Shes a girl with so much dream and passion, knows how to understands peoples around with her. She's a secret keeper, an introvert but she's funny sometimes. She's a bit clumsy but loves to sing. But when it comes to love, shes definitely not one of the kind , she can love you unconditionally, so serious and loyal. Josefa is a sensitive person but kind. She love to pretend things are ok and fine. Her beauty is unique but she don't have much confidence to show it off. She's value her family and friends. Josefa is good at painting and drawing. She's rare so keep her!
Josefa
Josefa by Seffxseff June 9, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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