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jokering 

To laugh even when it isn't funny; also, to laugh when no one else gets your joke....
Bob sure laughs at his own jokes a lot...
yeah, he's 'jokering' it
jokering by Tfurth July 31, 2018
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Jokering 

When someone starts rambling/monologuing about "society" and how much it sucks.
"I don't know what's up with Jared, he's been jokering for like an hour straight"
Jokering by Boykisser Fagass II October 21, 2023
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yall need to stop jokerin and act yur age
jokerin by Andrew Ramirez October 25, 2003

Jowering 

The act of showering fully clothed while jumping rope. There must be at least 2 midgets, a can of french style green beans, and a 9 iron present when the jowering takes place. Perhaps the most successful way to please a woman, jowering has been known to make women climax simply upon mentioning it.
Spencer: Yo why are those two midgets here.
Josh: I was thinking about jowering later.
Spencer: Oh word. You mind if I join you??
Josh: No not at all, by all means, hoss.
Nicole: I think i just came, twice...
Jowering by Sterling Forester February 17, 2010

Joekering 

The act of hitting something or someone with your breast. Preferable breaking it.
Wow the was she's joekering that watermelon with her boob is really amazing
Joekering by Ro0ske January 6, 2017

Joketingering

When someone says something with meaning, and then realizes they regret saying in. In attempt to pull back they might say this was a joke or i didn't mean that.
Suzan - Fuck you
Anyone else - Thats kinda gay
Suzan - Not like that, i was Joketingering
(Suzan is horny, thats exactly what it, it being Suzan, means)
Joketingering by Weallfun December 23, 2020

jokerino 

so cute, i-mine niyo na.
ex.
I-jokerino mo na ako. (Let me be yours.)
Ijokerino mo na ako. (Let me be yours)
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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