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JOINTASTIK
JOINTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 15, 2019
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joinx • Jinx • JOINER • joink • Joing • join the club • Jinxy • Joine • joined at the hip • joinking
Coffee joint
Coffee joint is like a joint, except it's for coffee. You roll a piece of paper and light the joint then light the stove with it. You then proceed to make coffee in a stovetop espresso maker. Coffee is not possible without the coffee joint.
I lit the stove with the coffee joint, then I made coffee in the stovetop espresso maker.
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Coffee joint by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2020
10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy by I'm the coolest guy ever December 8, 2022
Join Jesus January
You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.
Join Jesus January by Spam Police November 12, 2018
Jinx Infinity
Party poopers who ruin the whole concept of "Jinx." Happens when someone says something at the same time as someone else and they both say jinx at the same time. After maybe five times of saying jinx together, one says 'Jinx Infinity' and claims he wins.
Jinx Infinity by toekneeeeedinnnnerr January 12, 2010
Join the Rates
A insult directed towards men telling them to kill themself, otherwise joining the male suicide rates.
Join the Rates by Lucky_im_gay August 10, 2023
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