joinee

1) A joinee is a member of the Join Me/Karma Army collective/cult; in essence, he or she has sent a small photograph of themself to Danny Wallace and promised to perform a random act of kindness for a stranger every Friday.

2) Joinees often refer to eachother as Joinee Blank, only with their last name instead of "blank."

1) Did you see that guy over there? He rushed up and paid for my meal before I could get out my wallet. I wonder if he's a joinee?

2) Joinee Jones is off making an old man happy.

by Jeremy Meerkreebs October 2, 2004

joinee

A person who is new to an organization

Tom is a new joinee with us at Microsoft

by T-T/:) October 14, 2020

Double-Jointed Vagina

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009

January Joiner

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

by Brent Michael January 15, 2006

Joined the Choir Invisible

Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!

She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.

by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017

Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

by twalkerweb September 22, 2011

Joeneer

A really annoying girl. Maybe too loud -_-

Hey Joeneer, be quiet!

by ThePugLord December 18, 2018