Joinned 

You just misspelt joined why are you here

Dude you just misspelt joined as joinned why are you here

Joinned by Djdjejehshhhdh July 15, 2023

Joinned 

You just misspelt joined as joinned why are you here

You just misspelt joined as joinned why are you here

Joinned by Djdjejehshhhdh July 15, 2023

Joinned 

You just misspelt joined why are you here

You just misspelt joined as joinned why are you here

Joinned by Djdjejehshhhdh July 15, 2023

Jimmy Johnned 

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015

Jinned 

The process of being Delimbed and then killed on an online game

Player 1: ...DAMMIT, I lost all my limbs and then the jerk killed me. Might aswell start over.

Player 2: Pfft you got jinned

Jinned by exman March 30, 2011

Double-Jointed Vagina 

Whereas a normal woman's vagina can only take so much punishment before becoming sore, a woman with a "double-jointed" vagina can have sex with multiple partners (4+) throughout the day with no ill effects.

Person 1: Where's Carrie?

Person 2: She is still in her room with her third guy of the day. Number four is on his way in an hour or so.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, Carrie has such a double-jointed vagina!

Person 2: I know, right?!

Double-Jointed Vagina by Purdue Mansack October 26, 2009

Joined the Choir Invisible 

Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!

She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.

Joined the Choir Invisible by Dutch Dirk December 19, 2017