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The most attractive member of the Pandac clan. He is a math genius. He can read musical notes, can play the chord G and Am, and has a rare male whistle register. *Grande & Carey r shaking rn*

He has a very attractive mole down there. No, not in the face! He hates paparazzi and can't stand being in crowds.

He believes in God, but does not go to church. He will also probably not vote for any presidential candidate this 2022 elections.

A loyal dog, but bites when touched.

Omg, what a useless prick! How can one be so johnric?

johnric by Bitchsolo November 26, 2021

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Johnrich

the most amazing man you will ever meet. a Johnrich will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.

Johnrich is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.

if you’ve got a Johnrich in your life, never lose him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a Johnrich.

“have you met my friend Johnrich? you’re gonna love being around him!”

Johnrich by WhatAmISupposedToSayJesus? June 4, 2018

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JohnMichael

JohnMichael is a chickmagnet, attracts goodlooking mamas, loves milk, easygoing guy thats well dressed, drinks bottles

1. wow.. all the girls love JohnMichael.
2. JohnMichael is soo handsome.

JohnMichael by his maker January 6, 2010

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Johnice

A real chill and cool, who knows how to have a good time. The life of the party

Man, if Johnice isn't here the party cant get started

Johnice by balltastic October 13, 2010

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Johnnick

a person that is love by everyone and everything. Smart and keen about his surroundings. Knows how to treat a girl very well. Lucky even if you know a guy name Johnnick because his personality is outstanding. Sincere about everything. Kind hearted. Lovable. A person you must keep in your life

Johnnick is the best person in the world

Johnnick by bigboi89 February 3, 2010

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JOHNWICK

JOHN WICK THE SMARTASS WHO PLAYS SAGE IN THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE SPONGE ON THE RUN

SAGE:Hi I'm John Wick But You Can Call Me SmartAss Sage
JOHNWICK: YEP

JOHNWICK by UnpredictableJoel November 13, 2020

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Jonrick

Very good person to be with. A handsome person and very strong and kind

Look it's Jonrick

Jonrick by Jonrick February 8, 2004

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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