Johnjulio

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Johnjulio is one of the best guys you will ever find. Invented by Isabella Hope herself, Johnjulio has a very skillful listening system. In need of advice, or someone to vent or listen to? Ask Mr. Johnjulio, he can always help you.

Mr. Johnjulio is the best Johnjulio

Johnjulio by Chico the Cat June 24, 2022

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Jonulious

A black man packing HEAT and we ain't talking pistols. Larger than a porns stars, a reliable form of transpotion from Poocatello Idaho to Hampton Virginia. His super mobile is known as the Green Machine! In the passanger seat is his side kick Zilla, also a pork sword bearing villan. Likes Mexican girls but settles for white meat, scared of chocolate.

Woah Jonulious you almost poked my eye out.

Jonulious by MaRuDew November 21, 2009

Related Words

Johnjulio • joanjuliana • johndelio • Jonulious • John vuli'gate

joanjuliana

Type your definition here...

she is the best girl you could ever ask for.
she's intelligent ,funny,kind and very gorgeous. Guys always ask her out but she's loyal to the one she holds dear in her heart.
She is a very beautiful golden soul but she doesn't even know it.
Consider yourself very lucky if you are with JoanJuliana cause she is the best thing that will ever happen to you.
other girls usually get jealous at the mention of her name even if they dont know her.
She can get any guy to fall in love with her if she wants it.
She has so many talents but she is barely aware of them.
She is a highly intelligent kid even if her academics don't show it.
She gets stressed out easily and can turn into the devil himself when angry.

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...
"Who is that godess?"

"Oh that's JoanJuliana..."

joanjuliana by NyxNoscato September 1, 2019

johndelio

Johndelio is someone fierce, glamorous, addicted to attention! If you had the chance to meet a Johndelio, then you are so lucky! They are like unicorns…. So unreal!

Johndelio is always the center of attention, he is flawless and everyone can notice it!

Valentina: Do you know Johndelio?
Quique: No, why?
Valentina: he is flawless! Everyone has a crush on him!

johndelio by Dollylopez November 22, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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