john farmer

a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs

that guy is john farmer.

by quaner January 4, 2022

Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010

farmer john cheese

parmesan cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

farmer john

The act of blowing mucus/snot out of your nose by pinching one nostirl and exhaling violently out of the other nostril. Aka snot rocket.

I didn't have any tissues so I just gave it the old farmer john right on the sidewalk.

by Jeb Eastwood March 22, 2008

Farmer John

Reffering to a guy who's been "plowing" a female.

"Call me Farmer John, guys, cause i've been plowing all day"

by Richalex May 11, 2006

The Farmer John

when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal

When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.

by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005

Farmer John

Adj. To be unscientific. To do something in an amatuerish and unsophisticated way.

It's no wonder they haven't figured out the problem yet. This farmer john troubleshooting is BULLSHIT!

by Ricky Graham October 17, 2006