The act of blowing mucus/snot out of your nose by pinching one nostirl and exhaling violently out of the other nostril. Aka snot rocket.
I didn't have any tissues so I just gave it the old farmer john right on the sidewalk.
by Jeb Eastwood March 22, 2008
Get the mug
Get a farmer john mug for your daughter Beatrix.
You eat 3-4 cans of whole corn, or one to two ears if your that kind of person, one day before meeting up with your dream girl. When your girl goes to philash you, say "hold on bessie your getting a farmer john today", you start "plowing" her from behind. Then when the mood is right, flip her over and let out your corny top soil in a nice row on her chest. Poke a few holes in the soil and make sure to plant enough man seed for a good harvest.
My girlfriend wanted to go out dancing, but she had to stay home and wash off her farmer john.
by Vesuvious June 16, 2009
Get the mug
Get a farmer john mug for your cat Bob.
She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....
by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015
Get the mug
Get a Farmer Johnned mug for your mate Rihanna.
Reffering to a guy who's been "plowing" a female.
"Call me Farmer John, guys, cause i've been plowing all day"
by Richalex May 01, 2006
Get the mug
Get a Farmer John mug for your daughter-in-law Beatrix.
when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal
When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.
by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005
Get the mug
Get a The Farmer John mug for your papa Callisto.
A reference to being a ladies' man or player; usually self proclaimed.

Farmer John is a character who is most commonly found on a farm around livestock, including but not limited to chickens. Hence the term Farmer John may be used in reference to "gettin chicks"

Rapper Yellaboi coined the term in his 2010 song "Honeys to Blow"
"They call me Farmer John (why?) Becaue I get chicks"

by myheathersosoft May 11, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Farmer John mug for your coworker José.
Adj. To be unscientific. To do something in an amatuerish and unsophisticated way.
It's no wonder they haven't figured out the problem yet. This farmer john troubleshooting is BULLSHIT!
by Ricky Graham October 17, 2006
Get the mug
Get a Farmer John mug for your Facebook friend Beatrix.