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john deered

1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!
by Ryan W231 September 6, 2005
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John-Deered

Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.
I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.

Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.
by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018
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Reverse John Deere

When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.
I harvested the corn last night doing the reverse John Deere with Sara
by Mitch Briggs December 31, 2020
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John Deere

One of the oldest Companies that makes tractors. The brand has become immortalized by Kids and farmers. John Deere started making tractors in the 1920's when they bought out the Waterloo Tractor Company.

Until the '60's they were known in the US for the "Putt-Putting" of their two-cyilender engines. They finally had to drop the Two-cyilender design for the engines to be more efficent and powerful.

John Deere may be famous for it's agriculteral equipment, but they also have a line of Construction equipment.

Interestingly, John Deere has not merged with anyone else, making it one of the only two to not have been taken over by another company. It walks alongside Caterpillar with this title.
Guy: I'm a bit surprised there are other tractors made other then John Deere!

Me: DUH!
by Puffie40 January 25, 2005
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your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012
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John Deere

The best dame thing that god ever made for rednecks...
by missy dale September 22, 2003
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John deere

They make the best farm equipment, Construction Equipment,and Forestry Equipment out there.
Nothing runs like a deere

Redneck from Medway, Maine: Lets go yard some big ol wood with the big ol john deere skidder

Look at thats 748 h John deere skidder she is big
by jim bob brown April 22, 2010
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